For Sheran, before the board on Wednesday 23 September 2026
The customer funnel in five board slides: today, where it leaks, the engine on the funnel, the same funnel with 10,000 more sign-ups a month, and the gap to the north star with what closes it
Slide 1 shows where we are in August 2026: registered accounts split into customers who have bought before and customers who never have, each lane narrowing to those in the app, meeting at monthly transacting users. Slide 2 names and sizes the four leaks where the programmes will appear. Slide 3 is the same funnel on its own slide: the four programmes, their journeys and the two predictive models on the stage each one moves, referral looping back to the top, and the bottom band moving to the Q4 marketing model's run rate so the deck agrees with the pre-read. Slide 4 is the same funnel with 10,000 more sign-ups a month, an assumed volume: the numbers that change, on what new customers actually do in their first year plus the engine's lift on them. Slide 5 shows the gap to 4.5% and what closes it: each rate in the funnel and what it would have to become, with why more sign-ups grow the count but not the share, so the growth question is answered before it is asked. The movement plays in the browser; the deck images are stills.
Proposal, draft. Not built into the deck. Figures: the Data for Board Reporting sheet for August 2026; the Q4 marketing model (live Sheet, 20 September) for the Q4 effect; Marketing's warehouse read where marked.
Slide 1 of 5, the talk's chapter 1: where we were.
Slide 2 of 5, the talk's chapter 1 into 2: the same funnel, the four leaks named and sized where the programme boxes sit on slide 3, so the diagnosis turns into the treatment.
Slide 3 of 5, the talk's chapter 2 into 4: the same funnel, the engine on it and the bottom band moving to the Q4 run rate; the buyer mix stays on slide 1 and the 4.5% target on slide 4.
Slide 4 of 5, the talk's chapter 3 into 4: the same funnel with 10,000 more sign-ups a month, the numbers that change and what it is worth.
Slide 5 of 5, the talk's chapter 5: the gap to the north star and what closes it. The bridge on the left; on the right, what each rate in the funnel would have to become, from August's own structure; arithmetic, not a forecast.